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May 13, 2022

Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children

by Susan Perabo
January 24, 2020

Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own

by Jennie Egerdie and Natalie Sayth
October 15, 2018

Why I Keep My Household Vegan While Crushing Mozzarella Sticks at This Applebee’s

by Jane Garfinkel
March 11, 2013

Applebee’s Just Wants You to Know That it is Not Immune to Your Barbs

by Pete Reynolds
March 14, 2011

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Linkage

by Teddy Wayne

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by B. McNulty
December 19, 2024

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by Jeff Bender
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by Jus Kaplan, Jonah Nink, and Jack Stebbins

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