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All posts tagged
army
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March 31, 2017Our Top-Secret Army BASE Uses Too Many ACRONYMS
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December 2, 2010Fragments From WikiLeaks! The Musical
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May 10, 2010Conversations at a Wartime Café: Conversation 17: New Look Army
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January 29, 2008Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: William Hamilton, Former Army Prison Medic
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May 1, 2006Rejected Spots For The Army’s Current Ad Campaign, “Strength For Now, Strength For Later.”
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February 10, 2006Activities That Might Prove More Practical Than Cleaning My Gas Mask Once a Month as the Army Suggests
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September 8, 2000Humor in Uniform
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November 2, 1999Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen: I Haven’t Seen Gergen in a Couple of Weeks.
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February 18, 1999Current Band Names Wondered About
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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March 3, 2025Accurate College Marketing Taglines
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March 3, 2025Other Things John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Wished People Shouted at Him
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February 28, 2025An Open Letter to Lumon Industries Requesting to Please Kindly Insert the Severance Device in My Brain and Keep It on “Innie” Mode for the Next Four Years
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February 28, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Black Square