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We Promised to Bring Back a Golden Age—But We Never Actually Specified Which Golden Age

Excerpts from The Believer: Inside Out

Famous Literary Quotes About Love Rewritten by a Woman Whose Friends Are All Getting Married and Having Children While She Is Taking an Introduction to Ceramics Class

We Must Take a Stand Against Georgia O’Keeffe’s Unrealistic Beauty Standards for Vaginal Anatomy

The Estate of Édouard Manet Wishes to Remind Museum Visitors That the Best Way to Prevent Climate Change Is to Throw Bucket After Bucket of Hot Sloppy Soup on the Eminently Mediocre Paintings of That Son of a Bitch Monet

Why I Am Not a Painter

I’m Vincent Van Gogh, and I Painted That Way Because I Knew It Would Look Really Sweet on a Mousepad

Captions From My Parents’ Museum of Conceptual Art

“One Small Thing”: Famous Artists Consider Changes to Their Masterpieces

How to Show Everyone in This Art Museum You Really Fucking Appreciate This Painting