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All posts tagged
artisanal
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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December 3, 2019My Vagina Has Closed for Business to Make Way for an Artisanal Deli!
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September 27, 2019It’s Not Just an Artisanal Urinal Cake — It’s Also Your New Phone Charger!
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March 1, 2019Welcome to My Home — Please Enjoy an Artisanal, Farmer’s Market, Amish-Made, Hand-Rolled Snack
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November 9, 2017Artisanal Coal: A Message From the American Federation of Coal Producers
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October 20, 2017Artisanal Coffee Flavor Profiles Brought to You By Metallica
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May 1, 2017Artisanal Post-Etsy Forest-to-Coffee-Table Coasters for Sale. Artist’s Wood Story Notes Included
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March 14, 2016A Few Words From Your Artisanal Presidential Candidate
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February 26, 2015Welcome to Caleb’s Humane Meats
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December 12, 2014I Am an Artisanal Attorney
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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February 11, 2025I’m Trying a Wild Experimental Diet Where I Restrict My Working Hours to Certain Times of the Day
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February 11, 2025As an Elected Republican Who Believes in the Rapture, This Is My Chance to Shine
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February 10, 2025Normalizing Indian Hate Makes Me a Good Father and Husband
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City