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All posts tagged
artisanal
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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December 3, 2019My Vagina Has Closed for Business to Make Way for an Artisanal Deli!
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September 27, 2019It’s Not Just an Artisanal Urinal Cake — It’s Also Your New Phone Charger!
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March 1, 2019Welcome to My Home — Please Enjoy an Artisanal, Farmer’s Market, Amish-Made, Hand-Rolled Snack
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November 9, 2017Artisanal Coal: A Message From the American Federation of Coal Producers
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October 20, 2017Artisanal Coffee Flavor Profiles Brought to You By Metallica
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May 1, 2017Artisanal Post-Etsy Forest-to-Coffee-Table Coasters for Sale. Artist’s Wood Story Notes Included
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March 14, 2016A Few Words From Your Artisanal Presidential Candidate
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February 26, 2015Welcome to Caleb’s Humane Meats
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December 12, 2014I Am an Artisanal Attorney
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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December 2, 2024As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores