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arts-and-crafts
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November 29, 2024Leonardo Da Vinci Seeks Part-Time Holiday Position at Hobby Lobby
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October 13, 2023I Cannot Believe You Heartlessly Threw Away the Sixteenth Craft I Brought Home from Preschool This Week
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June 29, 2022We’re Sorry We Caused the Tampon Shortage
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November 24, 2020How to Make a Cornucopia, Because It’s Come to This
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March 6, 2020Hey, Mom and Dad, I Made a Delicate, Structurally Unsound Craft That You Get to Carry Home In the Rain
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July 6, 2017Indiana Jones and the Lobby of Hobby
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February 3, 2016Arts and Crafts Projects Inspired By My Breakup With Suzanne
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August 23, 2012A Step-By-Step Guide to Building a Tiny Fucking Ship Inside a Tiny Fucking Bottle
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October 19, 2011Crafting Really Takes My Mind Off My Troubles
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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