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arts-and-crafts
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October 13, 2023I Cannot Believe You Heartlessly Threw Away the Sixteenth Craft I Brought Home from Preschool This Week
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June 29, 2022We’re Sorry We Caused the Tampon Shortage
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November 24, 2020How to Make a Cornucopia, Because It’s Come to This
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March 6, 2020Hey, Mom and Dad, I Made a Delicate, Structurally Unsound Craft That You Get to Carry Home In the Rain
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July 6, 2017Indiana Jones and the Lobby of Hobby
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February 3, 2016Arts and Crafts Projects Inspired By My Breakup With Suzanne
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August 23, 2012A Step-By-Step Guide to Building a Tiny Fucking Ship Inside a Tiny Fucking Bottle
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October 19, 2011Crafting Really Takes My Mind Off My Troubles
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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