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astronauts
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March 27, 2019Our Historic All-Female Spacewalk Will Now Feature a Male Astronaut!
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February 6, 2013Short Biographies of the Original Seven Astronauts of the National Trebuchet and Space Administration
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July 28, 2011Dream Jobs That You’re Glad You Didn’t Pursue: Column 16: So You Wanted to Be an Astronaut
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July 7, 2011Great Quotes From the End of NASA’s Space Shuttle Era
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June 30, 2011The Way I See It, We Either Have Enough Oxygen Left for Six Days, or for One Really Awesome Party
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June 15, 2010Mrs. Yates’ 3rd Grade Class Receives a New Message from Space
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July 20, 2009Live From the Apollo 11
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August 7, 2006Thirteen Writing Prompts Contest: Birds
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December 9, 2005A Letter to Elton John from the Office of the NASA Administrator
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July 2, 2004Sestina: Astronauts Give Up
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