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All posts tagged
babies
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October 29, 2024Quoth the Baby, “Waah. Waah. Waah”
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September 11, 2024Our Baby Name Book Acknowledges That There’s More to Life Than Infancy
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July 9, 2024Terrifying Warnings for the Gurgle-Goo Sleepytime Baby Swing
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June 12, 2024Things to do in a Hotel Room After Your Child Falls Asleep at 7:30 p.m.
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March 6, 2024We Are the Babies of the World, and We Are Keeping Track of People Who Are Being Jerks About Us
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February 8, 2024Are You Putting Your Newborn Down for Bed or Finishing Your College Paper?
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November 16, 2023How to Select a Superior Baby Name
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September 5, 2023Sleep Tips for New Parents from the Sleep Paralysis Demon
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May 24, 2023Nicknames for My Precious Breastfed Baby Inspired by Common Garden Weeds
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May 12, 2023I’ve Just Discovered the Next OpenAI to Invest In: A Mom
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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December 2, 2024As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores