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babysitters
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October 29, 2021I Know You’re Probably Still Traumatized from the Halloween Night Spree-Killings, But Are You Available to Babysit This Weekend?
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October 17, 2016It Takes a Village of 9- and 11-Year-Old Girls to Raise My Child
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December 7, 2015How to Babysit
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May 27, 2015Our Wonderful Babysitter is Available!
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September 10, 2014Online Reviews of My Phenomenal Work as a Babysitter
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June 12, 2012Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: Choosing a Babysitter and Some Stuff About Love
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March 1, 2011Where’s Skittles?!
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April 17, 2003Note To My Mother-In-Law Outlining Protocall for Babysitting My Son for the First Time
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