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All posts tagged
babysitters
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October 29, 2021I Know You’re Probably Still Traumatized from the Halloween Night Spree-Killings, But Are You Available to Babysit This Weekend?
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October 17, 2016It Takes a Village of 9- and 11-Year-Old Girls to Raise My Child
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December 7, 2015How to Babysit
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May 27, 2015Our Wonderful Babysitter is Available!
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September 10, 2014Online Reviews of My Phenomenal Work as a Babysitter
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June 12, 2012Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: Choosing a Babysitter and Some Stuff About Love
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March 1, 2011Where’s Skittles?!
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April 17, 2003Note To My Mother-In-Law Outlining Protocall for Babysitting My Son for the First Time
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu