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back-to-school
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September 6, 2022A Teacher’s Second Week of Classes Checklist
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September 2, 2022How to Determine Whether It’s Labor Day or Memorial Day
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August 22, 2022I’m Beginning to Think You Don’t Care About the Forty-Eight Pencils I Need for School Orientation Tomorrow
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August 18, 2022“Just Do This and Ten Thousand Other Things”: A Teacher’s Back-to-School Lament
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August 29, 2018Back to School Buying Guide: iPad vs. Chromebook vs. Unrelenting Despair
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August 27, 2018Parents, Please Follow This Labor-Intensive, Alphabet-Themed Daily Schedule for the First Month of the School Year
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August 28, 2017How to De-Feralize Your Children for Back-to-School
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August 24, 2017An English Teacher’s Last Ten Days of Summer
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November 3, 2000My Children Will Pay For This Someday
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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