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All posts tagged
back-to-school
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September 6, 2022A Teacher’s Second Week of Classes Checklist
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September 2, 2022How to Determine Whether It’s Labor Day or Memorial Day
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August 22, 2022I’m Beginning to Think You Don’t Care About the Forty-Eight Pencils I Need for School Orientation Tomorrow
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August 18, 2022“Just Do This and Ten Thousand Other Things”: A Teacher’s Back-to-School Lament
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August 29, 2018Back to School Buying Guide: iPad vs. Chromebook vs. Unrelenting Despair
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August 27, 2018Parents, Please Follow This Labor-Intensive, Alphabet-Themed Daily Schedule for the First Month of the School Year
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August 28, 2017How to De-Feralize Your Children for Back-to-School
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August 24, 2017An English Teacher’s Last Ten Days of Summer
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November 3, 2000My Children Will Pay For This Someday
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?
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April 15, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 15, 2025Would You Like Us to Spend Your Tax Dollars on Meals on Wheels or a Billionaire’s Yacht?
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April 14, 2025This Applebee’s Goes Hard
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April 14, 2025This Is How We Love: The Foto-Novel