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All posts tagged
beards
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June 23, 2020Facial Hair Amongst the Liberal Elite
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February 27, 2020The CDC’s Revised Facial Hairstyles and Filtering Facepiece Respirators Chart
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January 16, 2019Finally, A Razor For Men
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January 15, 2019It’s Time to Take Up Arms In the War Against Toxic Masculinity
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October 24, 2017The Lost Journals of Blackbeard
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August 31, 2015Best Beards of Modernity: Five Hairy Haikus
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July 16, 2015@thereal_saintfrancis_: Haters Gonna Hate
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November 10, 2014I’d Trade All My Beard and Mustache Championships for One More Moment With Her
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January 28, 2011The Convergences Contest: Bearded Ladies Breastfeeding
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August 30, 2010Do People Really Love My New Mustache?
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday