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beauty
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November 15, 2023We Must Take a Stand Against Georgia O’Keeffe’s Unrealistic Beauty Standards for Vaginal Anatomy
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November 10, 2023I Prefer Naturally Beautiful Women Without Makeup
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March 7, 2022Beauty Tips for Every Face Shape
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February 21, 2020Aww, Our Newborn Baby Is So Beautiful… Right?
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May 4, 2018My Self-Care Routine Involves Several Tons of Refined Sugar
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July 21, 2015Beauty Magazine Editors Consult on the New Ten Dollar Bill
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July 13, 2015More Honest Tanning Bed Dial Settings
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June 26, 2015An Open Letter to Nicole Kidman, Mariah Carey and Julia Roberts’s Circa 1990s Curly Hair
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November 6, 2012Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On Deepening Beauty
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May 24, 2012Increasingly Threatening Taglines for Beauty Products
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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