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March 15, 2019How to Create Your Very Own Crossword Puzzle
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November 11, 2009The Convergences Contest: Carnival of Convergences No. 7
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August 6, 2009A Letter from Bernie Madoff to Prospective Shareholders of Madoff Securities, Federal Correctional Division
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March 13, 2009Titles I’m Kicking Around for My Forthcoming Bernie Madoff Biopic
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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