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November 17, 2021Bernie Sanders Double-Dog Dares Elon Musk to Sell His Stock
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March 16, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That Might Have Been a Fever Dream
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March 9, 2020Fear Not, Fellow Democrats — We Still Have Time to Screw Up the Election
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March 4, 2020I Am the Mythical Obama-Trump Voter, and From Now Until Election Day You Must Worship Me As Your God
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February 28, 2020Mike Bloomberg Can Win This Election!
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February 20, 2020Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s Running In the Democratic Primary?”
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February 11, 2020Trump and Bernie Are the Same Because They Believe In Different Things
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February 10, 2020America Must Not Become Socialist, Lest We Abandon What Makes Our Country Awful
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February 6, 2020To All the Bernie Bros I’ve Loved Before
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October 16, 2019Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One With the Dumb Questions
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday