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bernie-sanders

November 17, 2021

Bernie Sanders Double-Dog Dares Elon Musk to Sell His Stock

by Lawrence Wang
March 16, 2020

Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That Might Have Been a Fever Dream

by Maura Quint
March 9, 2020

Fear Not, Fellow Democrats — We Still Have Time to Screw Up the Election

by David Kawalec
March 4, 2020

I Am the Mythical Obama-Trump Voter, and From Now Until Election Day You Must Worship Me As Your God

by Keith Rubin
February 28, 2020

Mike Bloomberg Can Win This Election!

by Dan Caprera
February 20, 2020

Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s Running In the Democratic Primary?”

by Kathleen O’Mara
February 11, 2020

Trump and Bernie Are the Same Because They Believe In Different Things

by Chas Gillespie
February 10, 2020

America Must Not Become Socialist, Lest We Abandon What Makes Our Country Awful

by Matthew Brian Cohen
February 6, 2020

To All the Bernie Bros I’ve Loved Before

by Shana Genre
October 16, 2019

Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One With the Dumb Questions

by Maura Quint

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October 15, 2024

I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About

by Sam Woods
September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
October 28, 2024

The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets

by Katryn Bury

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November 1, 2024

I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6

by Lauren Thoman
November 1, 2024

270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq

by Aquilino Gonell
November 1, 2024

Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches

by Devorah Blachor
October 31, 2024

This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner

by Matthew Brian Cohen