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January 8, 2021An Annotated Guide to Trump’s Cabinet Members’ Resignations
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May 1, 2019I Am a Teacher and I Love Large Class Sizes!
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March 28, 2019Supervillains React to Betsy DeVos’s Proposal to Gut Funding For the Special Olympics
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May 24, 2018Move Over, STEM and STEAM. Here Comes STEAMR!
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March 29, 2017Ominous Indoctrination Assessment Rubric
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February 22, 2017Betsy DeVos Delivers the Morning Announcements
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January 25, 2017Official United States Department of Education Grizzly Bear Policy
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally