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April 15, 2021Decorative Wine Mom Signs to Promote the Vaccine
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June 9, 2020Billy Joel’s “Scenes From an Italian Restaurant That Closed Due to Coronavirus”
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February 28, 2018Billy Joel Plays “Piano Man” for the First Time At the Bar He Based the Song On
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June 15, 201610 Billy Joel Song Titles That Are Also Answers You Give to the Insurance Adjuster Who Suspects You and Your Associates of Arson
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June 23, 2014Because I Said So
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May 16, 2007John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Note Placed in the Pay Envelope of Billy “The Piano Man” Joel
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April 27, 2005What I Would Be Thinking About If I Were Billy Joel Driving Toward a Holiday Party Where I Knew There Was Going to Be a Piano
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March 22, 2005The Lyrics to the Billy Joel Song “We Didn’t Start the Fire” If They Were Written by a Muskrat Instead of by Billy Joel
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