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All posts tagged
brands
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November 21, 2023The Creative Brief from the Brand Agency That Launched Thanksgiving
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June 16, 2022James Joyce Writes Ad Copy for Big Brands
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December 23, 2021Tips from the Blessed Virgin Mary for Using Childbirth to Advance Your Personal Brand
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July 26, 2021You Think Delta Airlines and Corona Beer Have It Bad? My Laundromat Is Named “Horrible Debilitating Murder Disease”
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June 28, 2021This Pride Month, We’ve Affirmed That We Fully Accept the LGBTQ Community’s Money
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June 10, 2021My Personal Brand Is I Don’t Want to Die
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October 7, 2020Four Loko Is Officially Four Woke-o
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March 23, 2020What Steps Thy Feudal Lords Are Taking to Keep Thee Safe Whilst This Plague of Buboes Ravages the Fiefdoms
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand
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June 4, 2018Ways Brands Can Celebrate Pride Month
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu