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June 11, 2024That’s the Grind, Baby, There Ain’t Nothing Like It
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July 31, 2023This Summer, I’m Gonna Totally Bang Emily Dickinson
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February 20, 2023It’s Me, Teddy Roosevelt, and by “Man In the Arena” I Didn’t Mean You, Spencer
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January 29, 2021I’m Robby Frost and These Are My Dank Ass Poems
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November 30, 2020An Open Letter to the Guy Who Was Always at the Bar on His Computer
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July 1, 2020Dude, You’ve Gotta Check Out This Virginia Woolf Chick
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November 22, 2019All My Ex-Girlfriends Were Totally Crazy (After Being Driven to Madness By Cthulhu, Cosmic God of Horror)
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February 7, 2019My Peloton and Me: A Timeline
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February 4, 2019I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors
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January 30, 2019I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally