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bruce-springsteen
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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August 12, 2022Bruce Springsteen Lyrics That Hit Differently as I Age
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September 23, 2021Bruce Springsteen, Renaissance Poet
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May 17, 2021Bruce Springsteen Is Reflective, Mindful, and on Fire
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September 21, 2020Bruce Springsteen or Stephen King?
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May 20, 2019Places Bruce Springsteen Fooled Around with Your Daughter
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June 5, 2018I’m a Copy of Born to Run in a Bed Bath & Beyond and I’m Pulling Out of Here to Win
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February 28, 2017Mary, 487 Thunder Road, Neptune, NJ
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October 27, 2016If Bruce Springsteen Wrote About Adjuncts
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May 11, 2015Alternative Health Establishments That Should Be Opened by Characters from Bruce Springsteen Songs
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner