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businesses
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June 10, 2020A Statement About Black Lives Matter from the International Toothpick Company
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April 30, 2020Oh No, You’re Actually Reading Past the Headline of Meyerville Farms’ COVID-19 Health and Safety Email
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April 24, 2020I Own a Chain of 1,529 Big Box Electronics Retail Stores and I’m Gonna Need to Grab Your Small Business Loan
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September 12, 2016Six-Minute Shipping!
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June 24, 2016Business Ideas Sparked By My Passion for Drinking Monster Energy Drinks
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November 18, 2015My Carpet Liquidation Center Really is Going Out of Business This Time
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November 24, 2014Now That It’s Almost December, It’s Time to Turn This Secret Sex Club Back Into a Christmas Tree Store
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June 4, 2009Potential Business Opportunities Based On Songs By The Rolling Stones, à la “Ruby Tuesday” Restaurant
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September 19, 2007A Different Kind Of Company
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January 19, 2007Business Ideas I Have Rejected In My Capacity As Your Bank Manager
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples