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calendars
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December 20, 2024An Art Nouveau Calendar for a Terrible Fucking Year
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May 2, 2024Days of the Week, Redefined for Parents
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January 4, 2021Here’s How Time Works In 2021
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September 10, 2020New “Days-of-the-Week” Shirts
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June 18, 2018It Looks Like I’m Gonna Be Super Busy Til I’m Dead
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December 1, 2017Welcome to Your Sadvent Calendar
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October 26, 2015Cosmic Calendar (Heavily Edited Biblical Edition)
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November 3, 2014A Sneak Preview of the 2015 Dads in Recliners Calendar
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January 4, 2012Excerpts From My 2012 Day-By-Day Mayan Calendar
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September 6, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Just finished making a massive jalapeno-jerky-avocado sandwich. Oddly… not disgusting”
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner