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All posts tagged
calendars
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December 20, 2024An Art Nouveau Calendar for a Terrible Fucking Year
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May 2, 2024Days of the Week, Redefined for Parents
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January 4, 2021Here’s How Time Works In 2021
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September 10, 2020New “Days-of-the-Week” Shirts
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June 18, 2018It Looks Like I’m Gonna Be Super Busy Til I’m Dead
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December 1, 2017Welcome to Your Sadvent Calendar
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October 26, 2015Cosmic Calendar (Heavily Edited Biblical Edition)
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November 3, 2014A Sneak Preview of the 2015 Dads in Recliners Calendar
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January 4, 2012Excerpts From My 2012 Day-By-Day Mayan Calendar
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September 6, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Just finished making a massive jalapeno-jerky-avocado sandwich. Oddly… not disgusting”
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally