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All posts tagged
candy
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October 31, 2024How to Burn Off Halloween Candy Calories: 2024 Election Edition
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September 26, 2024Reviews of New Food: Kit Kat Ghost Toast
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July 15, 2024This Groundbreaking Comedy Album Has Held Up Perfectly, If You Remember This Candy Commercial from the ’70s
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February 13, 2024Cormac McCarthy’s Valentine’s Day Candy Hearts
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June 8, 2023Reviews of New Food: Warheads Sour Soda
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March 23, 2023Reviews of New Food: Peeps-Flavored Pepsi
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February 13, 2023Candy Heart Messages After Elon Musk Buys Sweethearts for $44 Billion
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October 6, 2022Reviews of New Food: Brach’s Tailgate Candy Corn Mix
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May 3, 2022Thank You, Teachers. Here’s a Piece of Candy Glued to Cardstock
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March 3, 2022Reviews of New Food: Reese’s Big Cup with Potato Chips King Size Peanut Butter Cups
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu