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All posts tagged
capitalism
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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February 20, 2024Our Company Is Doing So Well That You’re All Fired
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October 10, 2023As a Corporation, I Support Socialism as Long as It’s for Me, But Not Everyone Who Works for Me
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 7, 2023For Just Forty Hours a Week of Intense Work Outside Your Full-Time Job, You Too Can Make Passive Income
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August 18, 2023Common Workplace Expressions That Are Actually Quite Problematic
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June 6, 2023Our Lemonade Stand Is Powered by AI
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June 5, 2023A Letter from the New Corporate Owners of Hooper’s Store
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June 1, 2023You Think I’ll Buy That Just Because It’s Pride-Themed? Because You’re Right
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner