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All posts tagged
catalogs
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December 4, 2023I’m a Holiday Gift Guide Writer, and I Really Need You Pricks to Start Playing Backgammon
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January 14, 2020I Am the L.L. Bean Catalog, and I Have Chosen Pete Buttigieg as My King
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December 10, 2016Patagonia Catalog Copy Revised to Better Reflect My Lifestyle
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August 28, 2014Entries from the J. Peterman Drone Accessories Catalogue
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July 25, 2014An Open Letter to the People Who Decide Which Women’s Apparel Catalogs to Send Me
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March 11, 2014Captions for Models in Knitting Catalogs
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October 30, 2013Pottery Barn Catalogue Descriptions Written by an Aspiring Crime Novelist
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February 25, 2011An Open Letter to Anthropologie
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September 20, 2009An Open Letter to John Hennessy, President of Stanford University
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December 19, 2008The Gutenberg Christmas Catalogue, 1608
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner