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All posts tagged
catalogs
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December 4, 2023I’m a Holiday Gift Guide Writer, and I Really Need You Pricks to Start Playing Backgammon
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January 14, 2020I Am the L.L. Bean Catalog, and I Have Chosen Pete Buttigieg as My King
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December 10, 2016Patagonia Catalog Copy Revised to Better Reflect My Lifestyle
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August 28, 2014Entries from the J. Peterman Drone Accessories Catalogue
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July 25, 2014An Open Letter to the People Who Decide Which Women’s Apparel Catalogs to Send Me
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March 11, 2014Captions for Models in Knitting Catalogs
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October 30, 2013Pottery Barn Catalogue Descriptions Written by an Aspiring Crime Novelist
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February 25, 2011An Open Letter to Anthropologie
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September 20, 2009An Open Letter to John Hennessy, President of Stanford University
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December 19, 2008The Gutenberg Christmas Catalogue, 1608
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday