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All posts tagged
cell-phones
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February 7, 2024I Am a Boomer’s iPhone and I Will Not Be Silenced
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December 2, 2022I Miss the Good Old Days When No One’s Clocks Were Synced
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June 25, 2018The Best Wireless Plans for Racist White Women
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March 10, 2016Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: Should You Get Your Kid a Cellphone? A Guide
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September 3, 2014I Only Use My Smartphone for Work, Email, and Embezzling Money from a Small Charity Organization
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November 7, 2013A Prayer for Lost Phones
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September 10, 2013My New Phone Kicks Ass
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February 11, 2011Upgrade to iSpouse 4
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September 14, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: AT&T sucks something awful. / They’re terrible. / Spotty service really tests my heart rate. / Text messages = horrible. / AT&T, stop sucking. / The iPhone’s not enough
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August 26, 2010Literary Ringtones
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday