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December 18, 2024AI Meeting Summary: Appointing the Next CEO at United Healthcare
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December 16, 2024Scrooge and Marley CEO: The Counting House Business Is Flawed. Let’s Fix It
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March 8, 2024I Will Do Anything to Make This Movie Studio Profitable, Except Release a Good Movie
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January 5, 2024Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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November 2, 2022Are You a Parent of a Toddler or an Assistant to a Male CEO of a Tech Startup?
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July 13, 2021My Main Goal as CEO of This Startup Is to Get Featured in a Documentary About How I Was Conning Everyone
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August 7, 2020As a Hospital CEO I’m Giving My Healthcare Workers the Thanks They Deserve – With a Poster I Made in MS Word
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May 30, 2017I Want to Apologize for How This Tragedy Has Hurt Our Stock Price
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August 13, 2014Billion-Dollar Corporate Malfeasance Erotic Fan Fiction
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June 10, 2014Sorry Dan, But It’s No Longer Necessary for a Human to Serve as CEO of This Company
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