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chinese
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March 11, 2021An Open Letter to White Expat Men That I Have Met While Living in China
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February 1, 2021Five Signs Your Fiddle-Leaf Fig Plant Is Actually Yen-Lo-Wang, the Chinese God of Death
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October 10, 2019Why Mark Zuckerberg Is a Better Chinese Person Than I Am, According to My Grandmother
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May 8, 2012Chinese Restaurant Menu Items That Sound Like Titles of Cocteau Twins’ Songs
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January 24, 2011Diversity In the News: Column 6: Chinese Concussion to Nowhere
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February 5, 2009Fortune-Cookie Messages Appropriate for Dickens Characters
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January 15, 2008My Life, Rewritten as a Chinese Takeout Menu and Slipped, Unwanted, Under My Door
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January 25, 2007Alternate Titles for House of Flying Daggers
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May 12, 2005Fun Facts About Chinese President Hu Jintao, as Conveyed by American Culture
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March 28, 2005Example Sentences From A Chinese-English Dictionary (Revised Edition), Beijing: Foreign Languages Teaching and Research Press, 1997
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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