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All posts tagged
choose-your-own-adventure
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March 7, 2023The Curse of the Service Fee: A Choose-Your-Tip Adventure
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March 26, 2020“The Roads Not Taken”: A Robert Frost Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Poem
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December 10, 2019Choose Your Own Adventure: Presidential Rally Speech Edition
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April 2, 2019Choose Your Own Adventure: Talking to Your Dad About the 2020 Election
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February 6, 2019Choose Your Own Corporate Adventure
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April 14, 2016Selections From Hillary Clinton’s Dystopian YA Novel, Athena Kindness: Incremental Warrior
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November 23, 2015Shakespeare’s Choose-Your-Own Adventure
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January 14, 2004The American Canon of Choose-Your-Own-Adventure
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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