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christmas-films
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December 21, 2022The Hallmark Channel and Journey Present, Don’t Stop Believin’
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December 14, 2022I’m the Dad in this Christmas Movie and Despite Overwhelming Evidence, I Still Don’t Believe in Santa
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December 22, 2021Sophocles’s A Christmas Story
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December 22, 2021The Villain Who Plans to Demolish the Toy Shop in a Hallmark Christmas Movie Sets the Record Straight
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December 9, 2021A Nakatomi Employee Ponders: Is This a Christmas Hostage Situation?
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December 21, 2020I’m Kris Kringle from the 1970 TV Movie Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town and It Is Time to Let Me Die
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December 18, 2020The Tired HR Rep from Love Actually Sends Yet Another Memo
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December 17, 2020A Warning from the CDC for All Hallmark Movie Protagonists Returning to Their Hometowns This Christmas
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December 23, 2015Ted Nugent Reviews A Christmas Story
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee