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christmas-movies
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December 13, 2024Quaint Hometown Christmas Festivals Are Costing Me All My Best Employees
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December 20, 2023If Sam Wainwright Says “Hee-Haw” One More Time, I’m Going to Fucking Snap
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December 13, 2023Mary Bailey’s Christmas Week To-Do List
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December 15, 2022“Yippee Ki Yay, le Connard": Madeline’s Die Hard Christmas
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December 12, 2022Small-Town Mayor Is Done with Visitors Looking for Love at Christmas Time
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December 6, 2022It’s a Wonderful Life, If the Minimum Wage Were Raised Alongside Inflation
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December 7, 2020Yes, The Silence of the Lambs Is a Christmas Movie
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December 24, 2018It’s a Wonderful Life: Top Nine Fan Theories
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December 21, 2018Classic Christmas Stories, Updated for Late-Stage Capitalism
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December 20, 2018Guidelines for Female Protagonists in Hallmark Christmas Movies
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead
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March 21, 2025American History Lessons Edited to Comply with Anti-DEI Standards