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All posts tagged
christmas
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December 24, 2024The Twelve Days of Christmas
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December 23, 2024The Three Kings Arrive, but One of Them Brings a Shaq-a-Roni Pizza Instead of Myrrh
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December 23, 2024Holidays Songs for Life Under the US Health Care System
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December 20, 2024Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists
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December 19, 2024A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker
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December 17, 2024Tips for Trimming a Christmas Tree with Small Children
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December 10, 2024How Mrs. Claus Is Going to Survive till December 25
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December 22, 2023This Woman in Labor Is Gonna Love My Drumming
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December 22, 2023Other Lists Santa Checks Twice
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December 21, 2023Mary’s Mother Visits the Manger
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner