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cigarettes
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July 23, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Small Metal Guitar
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September 13, 2018Our Flavorful Poison Sticks Are Not Meant For Children
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June 25, 2015Honey, Let’s Quit Our Day Jobs and Start Up That Little Vape Shop We’ve Always Talked About
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October 16, 2009An Open Letter to My Last Pack of Cigarettes
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April 19, 2007Barack Obama May Be Getting A Bit Too Forthcoming With Regard To His Smoking
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November 16, 2006Other Tobacco Mascots That Met With Disapproval From the American Medical Association
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October 26, 2006Slash Prepares to Run to 7-Eleven for Cigarettes at 4 A.M
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October 12, 2004Nicotine Kid
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner