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clowns
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April 15, 2021As a Centrist Democrat, I Ran on a Promise to Fix Killer Shower Clowns. But Now That I’m in Office, I Believe We Should Consider the Issue More Cautiously
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August 14, 2019R U Down 2 Klown?
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September 11, 2017Why I’m Leaving Derry, Maine — A Medium Post
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April 13, 2016I’m Not Going to Stop Being a Birthday Clown Just Because My Name Also Happens to Be John Wayne Gacy
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January 18, 2013Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: Captain Unicycle’s Blog!
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July 25, 2011The Birthday Clown Consortium Price Guide
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August 6, 2008Dionysus: Party Clown
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June 20, 2008Krazy Kris
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June 24, 2004Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: I’m Your Trumpet-Playing Gorilla: An Interview with Brian Wishnefsky, a.k.a. Sparky the Clown
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October 27, 2003Creepy Clown under the Bed’s Telepathic Message to Child in Bed, Age Five and a Half
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu