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All posts tagged
coaches
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January 16, 2025A Pre-Game Pep Talk by a College Football Coach Who Recently Audited a Class on Nietzschean Thought
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May 28, 2024Pep Talk
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June 2, 2021I’m a Sports Coach and I’m Pretty Sure This Is How I’m Supposed to Use the Squeaky Doodle Board Thing
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June 25, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Take It Easy and Only Work a Hundred Hours This Week: A Review of How Good Do You Want to Be? by Nick Saban
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May 6, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Another B-Ballin’ Corporate Synergist: A Review of The One-Day Contract by Rick Pitino
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July 31, 2013The Coach of the Youth Basketball Team That Sells Candy on the Subway Breaks Some Bad News
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March 26, 2013The 49ers: Oral Histories of Americans Facing 50: #227: Jay Wright
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February 10, 2012“Big” Hank Bricklaw: Art Coach
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November 9, 2010John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Note to Parents from Bruce Springsteen, High School Cross-Country Coach
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April 29, 2009The John Wooden Pyramid of Success Meets Shaquille O’Neal’s Twitter Feed
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally