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All posts tagged
cocktails
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September 1, 2022Reviews of New Food: Reviews of New Food: Buffalo Wild Wings’ Legendary Long Island
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February 17, 2022The Best Alcoholic Beverages to Pair with Potty Training
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October 7, 2021The Perfect Cocktails for Your Perimenopause Party
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October 3, 2018More Trump Cocktails for Every Occasion
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April 12, 2018Seasonal Craft Cocktails: A Selection from Dictionary Stories: Short Fictions and Other Findings
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February 3, 2017Trump Cocktails for Every Occasion
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October 30, 2015A Halloween Cocktail Recipe from Shakespeare, Not Stirred
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October 30, 2014Other Seasonal Drinks
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August 5, 2014Bars Philosophy Professors Opened After Being Denied Tenure
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June 27, 2011I’m Your Mixologist
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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