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All posts tagged
college-applications
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January 23, 2023What Colleges’ Emails Read Like to High School Seniors
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January 17, 2023Family Computer Game Review: The Common App
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May 18, 2022Excerpts from Successful Admissions Essays for Woodmont College
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December 21, 2021Common App Essays by Shakespeare Characters
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July 12, 2021Allison, This Is Your Future College, and We’re Here to Ruin Your Life
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December 2, 2020“Home Away from Home Alone”: A College Admissions Essay by Kevin McCallister
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October 27, 2020College Application Essay Prompts For the 2020-2021 Cycle
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June 7, 2019Sorry, But I Don’t Think Attending Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown
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November 1, 2018Samples of College Admissions Essays Freely Available for Applicants to Build Upon
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner