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All posts tagged
college-applications
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January 23, 2023What Colleges’ Emails Read Like to High School Seniors
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January 17, 2023Family Computer Game Review: The Common App
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May 18, 2022Excerpts from Successful Admissions Essays for Woodmont College
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December 21, 2021Common App Essays by Shakespeare Characters
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July 12, 2021Allison, This Is Your Future College, and We’re Here to Ruin Your Life
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December 2, 2020“Home Away from Home Alone”: A College Admissions Essay by Kevin McCallister
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October 27, 2020College Application Essay Prompts For the 2020-2021 Cycle
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June 7, 2019Sorry, But I Don’t Think Attending Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown
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November 1, 2018Samples of College Admissions Essays Freely Available for Applicants to Build Upon
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires