college-football

Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Take It Easy and Only Work a Hundred Hours This Week: A Review of How Good Do You Want to Be? by Nick Saban

It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: The Grove

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Strippers, while tantalizing, can rarely provide comfort—pretty looking but empty inside.”

Conference Realignment

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Stop crying. Never cross Stevie Wonder. Muzzle that hurtful, nasty woman: Pelosi. Nuke Moscow. Soooooo overdue. Never trust Malaysian geishas to giggle well. They giggle horribly. After Clinton, this nation didn’t fix itself. I fixed it!

Names of University of Oklahoma Football Players, Past and Present, That Sound Like Characters From Dr. Strangelove

College A Capella Groups, Sorted by Major College-Football Rivalries