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condiments

September 19, 2024

Every Type of Movie Sequel Title

by Emily Zauzmer
February 9, 2017

I’m an Anthropomorphic Lady Jar of Mayonnaise and I’m Ready to Play Steve Bannon on Saturday Night Live

by Gary M. Almeter
March 2, 2012

Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: Condiment Power Rankings, Week 6

by Lindsay Eanet
November 2, 2010

Diversity In the News: Column 2: Kwatchoo Call Corn

by Ellen Ferguson
October 26, 2010

A Ketchup Company Executive Would Like to Clarify the Conversation He Had With His Fellow Co-workers About Blowing Up Their Rival’s Ketchup Factory

by Seth Reiss
August 13, 2010

An Open Letter to Parkay

by Eliza Coolley
January 28, 2004

Food, Drink, and Condiment Names That May Also Serve as Names of Ecdysiasts and/or Adult Film Stars

by J.D. Lewis

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December 4, 2024

Your 2024 Therapy Wrapped

by Sasha Lubomirsky, Topher Lin, and Chan Lin
December 3, 2024

A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

by B. McNulty
December 6, 2024

We Need to Save the Men

by Ginny Hogan
December 10, 2024

A Typical First Date with a Guy in Boston, Chicago, or New York

by Jus Kaplan, Jonah Nink, and Jack Stebbins

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A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker

by Jeff Bender