THE STRAIGHTFORWARD TITLE: The Condiments Aisle 2

THE FOREBODING ROMAN TITLE: The Condiments Aisle, Part II

THE PUNNY TITLE: The Secondiments Aisle

THE PUNNY TITLE THAT’S OVERDOING IT: The Condiments Aisle 2: Come What Mayo

THE REDUNDANT TITLE: The Condiments Aisle 2: The Next Chapter

THE “ANGLING FOR AWARDS” TITLE: The Condiments Aisle 2: The Willow Weeps

THE “DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW IT’S A SEQUEL” TITLE: The Shelf at the Store

THE “REALLY WANTS YOU TO KNOW IT’S A SEQUEL” TITLE: 2 French’s 2 Furious

THE “CLEARLY SWITCHING GENRES” TITLE: The Condiments Aisle 2: A Whodunnit

THE “NOBODY WANTED TO MAKE THIS BUT IT WAS A CONTRACTUAL THING” TITLE: The Condiments Aisle 2: The Aisle That Sells Condiments

THE “PROBABLY A PAID PROMOTION” TITLE: The Condiments Aisle 2: Read Between the Heinz

THE “MAYBE YOU’LL WATCH IT ON AN AIRPLANE SOMEDAY” TITLE: The Condiments Aisle 2: Romance on Aisle 5

THE “NOW WE’RE FOCUSING ON A RANDOM CHARACTER” TITLE: The Condiments Aisle 2: Peter’s Turn

THE “WILL FINALLY SHOW YOU THE LEADS HOOKING UP” TITLE: The Condiments Aisle 2: After Hours

THE “DIRECT-TO-DVD SEQUEL NONE OF THE ORIGINAL CAST HAS ACKNOWLEDGED” TITLE: The Condiments Aisle 2: The Early Years

THE “BASICALLY A REMAKE OF THE FIRST ONE” TITLE: The Condiments Aisle 2: The Frozen Food Aisle

THE “HINTING AT A THIRD MOVIE” TITLE: The Condiments Aisle 2: Ketchup with You Later

THE “SOMEONE’S GOING TO BREAK INTO SONG” TITLE: The Condiments Aisle 2: Rock ’n’ Roll

THE “TRYING TO MAKE BANK AT THE BOX OFFICE” TITLE: The Condiments Aisle 2: Glen Powell’s in This One