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October 23, 2023

Fragments from Speaker! The Musical

by Ben Greenman
October 4, 2023

Well, I May Have Debased Myself to Become Speaker of the House, but At Least I Didn’t Accomplish Anything

by Mike Langley
March 27, 2023

Things TikTok Could Pivot to So Congress Would Leave It Alone

by Hayley DeRoche
January 6, 2023

Your Congressional Intern Really Appreciates This Indefinite Extension on Her House Committee Reports

by Catherine Browning
January 4, 2023

Republican House Majority BINGO

by Dash MacIntyre
June 27, 2022

Today’s Meeting of the Congressional Bipartisan A Cappella Coalition

by Kate Villa
November 29, 2021

I’m Running for Congress Because It’s the Only Way I Will Be Able to Receive Paid Family Leave

by Amy Currul
October 1, 2021

Karl Marx Pitches His $3.5 Trillion Budget Plan

by Carlos Greaves
March 12, 2020

I’m Representative Katie Porter’s Whiteboard, and My Girl and I Are About to Kick Your Ass

by Caitlin Elizabeth Harper
September 27, 2019

Congress Needs to Stop This Impeachment Nonsense and Instead Focus on What It Can Actually Accomplish, Like Undermining Every International Commitment It’s Ever Made

by Chas Gillespie

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October 15, 2024

I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About

by Sam Woods
September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
October 28, 2024

The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets

by Katryn Bury

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November 1, 2024

I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6

by Lauren Thoman
November 1, 2024

270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq

by Aquilino Gonell
November 1, 2024

Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches

by Devorah Blachor
October 31, 2024

This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner

by Matthew Brian Cohen