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I’m a Guardrail, and I Don’t Know What the Fuck You People Want from Me

A Letter to Indicted New York City Mayor Eric Adams from Joey, King of the Rats

Other Election Fraud Indictment Quotes That Indicate Co-Conspirator 1 Is Probably Rudy Giuliani

I Support Restrictions on Constitutional Rights If They Prevent Something Dangerous from Happening, Like Too Many Black People Voting

I’m 15th-Century Aztec King Ahuitzotl and I’m Kind of Uncomfortable with All the Human Sacrificing Going on Around Here

A Phone Conversation Between Dread Lord Nyarlathotep and a Minor Shoggoth Regarding Investigating Rival Great Old One, Hastur

Rat Infestation Problem? Call Pelosi and Company Exterminators to Hear What We Won’t Do

Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!

We Would Like to Apologize For Electing a Pack of Wolves to the United States Senate

Don’t Worry About the Laughing Skull On the Voting Machines