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customers
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May 6, 2011An Open Letter to Customers Shopping the Liquidation Sale at the Bookstore Where I Work
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October 21, 2003Things I Told Customers While Working at a Starbucks, in a Mall, in the Baltimore Suburbs
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May 27, 2002Questions Most Frequently Asked by Bookstore Customers
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May 6, 2002Whatever Is Will Be Unsigned
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December 19, 2024A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker
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December 19, 2024An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her
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December 20, 2024Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists
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December 18, 2024Hyper Specific Yoga with Adriene Videos I Wish She’d Make for Me