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All posts tagged

death-metal

October 6, 2015

Top 100 Baby Names as Selected by Registered Members of Metal Band Fan Site Cattledecapitation.net

by Lara Kierlin
April 10, 2012

Sociological Observations of Norwegian Black Metal Bands

by Austin S. Matthews
January 19, 2011

Create Your Own Death Metal Song

by Peter Dabbene
July 8, 2005

Excerpts From the Diary of an Aspiring Death-Metal Frontman

by Jesse Singal
May 20, 2002

Hardy Boys Novel or Death Metal Album?

by David Epstein
October 6, 2000

Defunct Youth Group Metal Bands

by Chadd S. Johnson

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November 8, 2024

Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe

by Amanda Lehr
November 6, 2024

Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad

by Carlos Greaves
November 6, 2024

I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate

by Devorah Blachor
November 8, 2024

Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires

by Eli Grober

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November 20, 2024

The Sirens Are Unionizing

by Andrew Patrick Clark
November 20, 2024

Is It a Red Flag?: Romeo and Juliet Edition

by Amy Greenlee
November 19, 2024

The Story of the First No-Nut November

by Pat Cassels
November 19, 2024

Help, I’m a Thriller Writer Trapped in a Thriller Series, and I’m Not Getting Any Writing Done

by Marco Kaye