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All posts tagged
delis
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October 4, 2023Lady, I Don’t Care How Good the Food Is, You Cannot Have an Orgasm in This Restaurant
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March 9, 2023Reviews of New Food: Turano Rustic Rye Bread
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December 3, 2019My Vagina Has Closed for Business to Make Way for an Artisanal Deli!
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June 6, 2019Reviews of New Food: Boar’s Head Bold Marbleu Marbled Blue Monterey Jack Cheese
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April 15, 2013Terrence Malick at the Delicatessen
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June 4, 2009Items Available at the Socratic Deli & Grocery
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December 19, 2024A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker
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December 19, 2024An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her
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December 20, 2024Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists
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December 18, 2024Hyper Specific Yoga with Adriene Videos I Wish She’d Make for Me