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All posts tagged
dentists
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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June 7, 2023How to Respond When the Dentist Asks If You’ve Been Flossing
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July 23, 2021Six Ways You Have Utterly Failed Your Child, According to a Pediatric Dentist
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March 4, 2021Moms: The Vacation of Your Dreams Awaits You in This Dentist’s Chair
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May 29, 2014The Toothbrush You Just Threw Away Has Some Questions About the Seven 12-oz. Mountain Dews in Your Trash
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February 25, 2011Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Day Job: Column 8: There Ain’t No Party Like a Dentist Party, Cause a Dentist Party Has Weed and Hookers
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June 24, 2010Televangelist or Dental Product?
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September 19, 2007Selected Reading Materials From the Waiting Room of Albert Camus, D.D.S
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November 2, 2006Aaron Sorkin Visits a Dental Hygienist
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June 12, 2006An Unwelcome Confession From Someone Whose Hand Is in Your Mouth
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February 26, 2025An Updated Guide to Generations
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