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June 3, 2024Overheard at the Lesser-Known Dinosaurs Support Group
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June 10, 2022We, the Herbivores of Jurassic Park, Have Unionized. Here Are Our Demands
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May 6, 2020Sure, the Velociraptors Are Still On the Loose, But That’s No Reason Not to Reopen Jurassic Park
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September 24, 2019Diary of a Prehistoric Insect
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November 12, 2014The Boy from Jurassic Park’s College Application Essay
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July 8, 2014And God Said, “Let There Be Dinosaurs!”
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December 9, 2013Kirk Cameron Records the Audiobook Version of the Dinosaur Erotica Novel In the Velociraptor’s Nest
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November 1, 2013Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: The Museum of Natural History and Making Compromises
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September 26, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Tyrannosaurs usually only eat dinners they’ve intentionally assaulted. A tyrannosaurus doesn’t order pre-attacked entrees. Dinosaurs aren’t like Americans.”
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August 20, 2008Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 17: On Wildness
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