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dinosaurs
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June 3, 2024Overheard at the Lesser-Known Dinosaurs Support Group
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June 10, 2022We, the Herbivores of Jurassic Park, Have Unionized. Here Are Our Demands
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May 6, 2020Sure, the Velociraptors Are Still On the Loose, But That’s No Reason Not to Reopen Jurassic Park
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September 24, 2019Diary of a Prehistoric Insect
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November 12, 2014The Boy from Jurassic Park’s College Application Essay
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July 8, 2014And God Said, “Let There Be Dinosaurs!”
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December 9, 2013Kirk Cameron Records the Audiobook Version of the Dinosaur Erotica Novel In the Velociraptor’s Nest
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November 1, 2013Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: The Museum of Natural History and Making Compromises
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September 26, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Tyrannosaurs usually only eat dinners they’ve intentionally assaulted. A tyrannosaurus doesn’t order pre-attacked entrees. Dinosaurs aren’t like Americans.”
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August 20, 2008Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 17: On Wildness
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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