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All posts tagged
dogs
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February 7, 2025I Got My Dog Talking Buttons, and Now He’s Selling Health Insurance
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October 3, 2024You Think Losing to Air Bud Is Bad, It’s Even Worse Being the Team That Beat Air Bud
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June 3, 2024We’re Having a Get-Together. Could You Bring Your Massive, Poorly Trained Dog?
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April 29, 2024Cormac McCarthy’s No Country for Young Dogs
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November 7, 2023A Concession Speech by a Candidate Who Just Lost to a Dog Mayor
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June 23, 2023George Orwell or My Pug Who Hasn’t Eaten in an Hour?
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June 5, 2023Dogs Named After MBTA Stations
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May 30, 2023Reasons Your Dog Is a Better Health Care Provider Than Your Doctor
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May 4, 2023Why God Decided Dogs Can’t Live as Long as People
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January 26, 2023Peaches the Instagram Dachshund Wants a Cut
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner