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March 2, 2022An Excerpt from a Fantasy Novel Written By an Author Who Thinks He Made Up Doors
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November 20, 2019Five Doors I Wish Jim Morrison Had Walked Through
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May 22, 2018It is High Time We Banned Doors and Started Saving Children’s Lives in This Country
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October 17, 2004Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go in Europe: The Door to Hell: Paris, France
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March 22, 2004An Open Letter to Everyone Who, When Approaching the Door to the Office Suite Where I Am the Receptionist, Turns the Handle Down, Then Pushes the Door In, Thereby Causing a Loud Obnoxious Banging Sound, Looks Up at Me With Frustration in Their Eyes
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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February 4, 2025If Crooks Were Studying My Every Move to Pull an Ocean’s 11–Style Heist on Me