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May 9, 2024Being a Mother Is Easy
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November 10, 2023I Prefer Naturally Beautiful Women Without Makeup
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October 10, 2023As a Corporation, I Support Socialism as Long as It’s for Me, But Not Everyone Who Works for Me
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March 8, 2023How to Age as a Woman
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February 9, 2023Since When Is It Not Okay to Kick a Guy in the Balls Anymore?
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January 23, 2023Instructions for Patients: Vasectomy v. Giving Birth
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January 13, 2023They Look Great for Their Age
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December 12, 2022Bathe Me in Your Love and Admiration, For I Am a Dad Carrying a Baby While Shopping at Costco
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August 10, 2022If Cis Straight White Men Menstruated
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March 14, 2022Don’t Say Straight
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally