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All posts tagged
drugs
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June 14, 2022My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare
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April 20, 2022Getting High as a Teenager vs. Getting High as a Middle-Aged Adult
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February 26, 2021You’re Having a Bad Trip, Charlie Brown!
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July 23, 2020I’m the Wife on a Prestigious Television Drama and the Drug Cartel Can Suck It
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September 10, 2018Introducing a New Life-Changing Drug For Men But Mostly Women
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June 6, 2018Entourage Star Adrian Grenier or My Uncle Who Recently Tried Ayahuasca and is Now “Totally Enlightened”?
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March 1, 2018Welcome to My Opium Den/Coworking Space for Millennials
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July 17, 2017Drug Catapults Don’t Kill People, People Kill People
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January 19, 2017Sometimes I Feel Like I’m the Only Person at this Buffalo Wild Wings on a Hallucinogen-Fueled Free Fall to the Center of the Field of Consciousness
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August 13, 2015Responses From the Menstruating Public to the FDA’s Announcement Urging Reduced Anti-Inflammatory Consumption
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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December 2, 2024As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores