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All posts tagged
ducks
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December 8, 2021The Found Diaries of Duck from Click, Clack, Moo
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September 3, 2021Do Not Feed the Duck—You Will Only Enable Him
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June 9, 2021Welcome to the Wikipedia Article for Ducks, You Fucking Moron
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September 30, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Mallard, May
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November 5, 2013Best Joke Ever: A Duck, a Professor, and the Greatest Cartoonist Ever
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May 18, 2007Haiku a Bitter Duck Might Write
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February 22, 2004Duck, Duck, Goose
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu