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All posts tagged
ducks
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December 8, 2021The Found Diaries of Duck from Click, Clack, Moo
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September 3, 2021Do Not Feed the Duck—You Will Only Enable Him
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June 9, 2021Welcome to the Wikipedia Article for Ducks, You Fucking Moron
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September 30, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Mallard, May
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November 5, 2013Best Joke Ever: A Duck, a Professor, and the Greatest Cartoonist Ever
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May 18, 2007Haiku a Bitter Duck Might Write
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February 22, 2004Duck, Duck, Goose
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday