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All posts tagged
ducks
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December 8, 2021The Found Diaries of Duck from Click, Clack, Moo
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September 3, 2021Do Not Feed the Duck—You Will Only Enable Him
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June 9, 2021Welcome to the Wikipedia Article for Ducks, You Fucking Moron
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September 30, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Mallard, May
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November 5, 2013Best Joke Ever: A Duck, a Professor, and the Greatest Cartoonist Ever
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May 18, 2007Haiku a Bitter Duck Might Write
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February 22, 2004Duck, Duck, Goose
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally